Even a thicko like Pippin (sorry Pip) knows what I am about to say. So I'm on a quest to save the earth ( middle) and destroy beautiful and ENCHANTING ring If we don't complete this quest (which is not a stroll in the park)well you canguess what happens. Yes,yes I will do a round of autographs later, but first let me finish my story which could take some time, days, months, years depending on how much detail I go into. HELP! You probably know nothing about what I am going on about.unless you happen to have read/watched (I don't care which) Lord of the Rings. If you are a midget like me then i wish you good luck. People have no respect for midgets these days do they. Oh and finally someone has had the decentity to pull me out. DUM DUH DUH DUM DUH DUH DUMMMMMM DUH DUH DUHHHHHH DUH DUH DUHHH DUH DUH DUMMMMM DUM DUM DUMMMMM DUH DUH DUMMMMM DUH DUH DUMMMMMM. Whatever, thats what evil scientists do these days i guess.
Of course i do have this mind thingy which is cool cos like everyone knows what i'm thinking or thats what they said when they stuck a needle in my head. Never mind that it's starting to get boring waiting in the snow for someone to pull me out.
That is if the shire is still there after all we did set out to "save the shire" or atleast thats what Frodo says when he speaks his words of wisdom. But still you can imagine it cold and wet, if we ever make it out of this mess i will never ever leave the shire again. Oh my god, my life totally sucks! Have you ever been trapped under a layer of snow 8 feet high.
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